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24: Things Jack Bauer Won't Say....

If you are a 24 addict you'll probably find these damn funny. And if not, start watching this show! As you know Jack is a bit of a badass and so far there's nothing he won't do or say, until now...
(and to give due credit, stolen from here)



"Everybody Calm Down...I Brought Enough Snackwells for Everybody"

" If You Put a Gun to My Head, I'd Have to say Cloris Leechman was my Favorite Actor in Spanglish"

"More Mayonnaise!"

"Who Read My Journal? Seriously, That's Private."

(Aftering Injurying Himself) "Samson's Cat...That Smarts!"

"I Can't Believe Edgar has More MySpace Buddies than Me."

"I'm so Bummed, I forgot to TIVO Skating with the Stars Last Night?"

"Anyone See My Troll Pen?"

"Happy Birthday, I Knitted This For You"

"Who's Djing at Liquid Tonight?"

"My First Puppy was named Snuggles and My 2nd puppy is Name Sparkles"

"I want to be in Charge of Secret Santa This Year"

"Guys I just took this Internet Quiz that says the OC Character I'm Most similiar too is Caleb, Ugh"

"These Ugg Boots aren't as comfortable as My Last Pair"

"I Put some of My Famous Risotto in Fridge, Help Yourself"

and Finally

"Mr. President, Can We Just Hug?"

Posted by Evan at 11:58 PM